Andy Rooney said on '60 Minutes' a few weeks back:

I don't think being a minority makes you a
victim of anything except numbers. The
only things I can think of that are truly
discriminatory are things like the United
Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black
America. Try to have things like the
United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud
Magazine, White Entertainment Television,
or Miss White America; and see what
happens ... Jesse Jackson will be knocking
down your door.


Guns do not make you a killer. I think
killing makes you a killer. You can kill
someone with a baseball bat or a car, but
no one is trying to ban you from driving
to the ball game.


I believe they are called the Boy Scouts
for a reason; that is why there are no
girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl
Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?


I think that if you feel homosexuality is
wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an
opinion.


I have the right 'NOT' to be tolerant of
others because they are different, weird,
or tick me off.


When 70% of the people who get arrested
are black, in cities where 70% of the
population is black, that is not racial
profiling, it is the Law of Probability.


I believe that if you are selling me a
milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it
in English! As a matter of fact, if you
want to be an American citizen, you should
have to speak English!



My father and grandfather didn't die in
vain so you can leave the countries you
were born in to come over and disrespect
ours.


I think the police should have every right
to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten
them after they tell you to stop. If you
can't understand the word 'freeze' or
'stop' in English, see the above lines.


I don't think just because you were not
born in this country, you are qualified
for any special loan programs, government
sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc.,
so you can open a hotel, coffee shop,
trinket store, or any other business.



We did not go to the aid of certain
foreign countries and risk our lives in
wars to defend their freedoms, so that
decades later they could come over here
and tell us our constitution is a living
document; and open to their
interpretations.



I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.


I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are
movies and television. That doesn't stop
you from watching them.


I think Bill Gates has every right to keep
every penny he made and continue to make
more. If it ticks you off, go and invent
the next operating system that's better,
and put your name on the building.


It doesn't take a whole village to raise a
child right, but it does take a parent to
stand up to the kid; and smack their
little behinds when necessary, and say
'NO!'


I think tattoos and piercing are fine if
you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement. And,
please, stay home until that new lip ring
heals. I don't want to look at your ugly
infected mouth as you serve me French
fries!



I am sick of 'Political Correctness.' I
know a lot of black people, and not a
single one of them was born in Africa ; so
how can they be 'African-Americans'?
Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go
around saying I am a European-American
because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from Europe .
I am proud to be from America and nowhere
else.



And if you don't like my point of view,
tough ...



I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE
REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION
UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND
JUSTICE FOR ALL!